Ex-NBA Player Charlie Villanueva has Toilet and Appliances Stolen

This will be the most bizarre story you hear all day, former NBA player Charlie Villanueva took to Twitter to complain about his Dallas home being burglarized. The thieves took off with what you would expect appliances, jewelry, etc — but this is where the story gets good, they also stole his toilet.

For Charlie’s sake, I hope he gets his toilet back. You just don’t steal another man’s toilet. Plain and simple.